A few weeks ago, I made top-of-my-head, tongue-in-cheek fake trade proposals. For the Pirates, I offered this:
Trade: LHP Zach Duke to the the Arizona Diamondbacks for RF Carlos Quentin
The previously-linked Ringolsby article had this tidbit:
I was fairly close. Quentin is three seasons from arbitration and merits the better pitcher while Hawpe is arb-eligible after next season and gets the lesser one. Not to mention CQ is three-years younger.