Washington at Indianapolis 4:15 p.m.
Which Brunell shows up, the typical one from this season or the one who can throw for 250 yards? This will be the determinant of whether or not the Colts can cover the 10-point spread.
If he doesn't, Ben Stein will be heard saying, "Moss? Moss? Moss?"
Clinton Portis is one of two RBs this season not afflicted with PSSY (Poor Scoring Soaring Yardage) syndrome. The Colts are the perfect vaccination for that, too.
Before the bye, WRs Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne both caught their first TDs of the season. Was that the begining of a run of games that take both to the top of the receiving TD charts?
The player afflicted most gravely by PSSY is RB Tiki Barber? At his level, the Cowboys defense isn't a consideration in his performance, so how about a TD to help cure your PSSY?
Last week, Terrell Owens caught three TD passes, and this sent his owners to their live scoring sites only to be disappointed in his measly 45 yards? Can T.O put together the two pieces fantasy owners need - 100+ yards and a score?
Will Terry Glenn remain the self-professed, and Fake Teams supported, #1 receiver in Dallas?
Is there any tougher player named "Marion"? I said "player" not man. Otherwise, John Wayne'd be right there.
Names aside, at least one Barber in this game is good for a TD.
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