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Fantasy Game of Thrones: Season 8, Episode 6 rankings


OH MY GOD IT’S HERE. The final episode of Game of Thrones will be blessing our screens this Sunday and I can not wait. Say what you want about the show (I see you, all you garbage people) but you know you’re gonna tune into Sunday’s show to see how will finally sit upon the Iron Throne after we’ve all invested 10 years into this craziness.

It also means this will be the last Fantasy Game of Thrones round EVER! I know I said this last week, but Heath has been a doll and said that he’s happy to grade the finale episode which just warms my heart. Big round of applause for Heath and the complete subjective chaos that he just willingly signed up for.

For those who haven’t played, I’ve constructed this fantasy game in the style of DFS. Each episode you draft a new team of four or five characters (NO 3 PLAYER TEAMS!). Each character will have a price associated with them thus preventing the ability to create an all stacked lineup that’s sure to win you all the fantasy points. There are obviously plenty of ways to score points and I’ll be writing up a recap article Mondays breaking down each episode and tallying final fantasy scores.

If you want to play, just tweet to @FakeTeams with your team using #FantasyGoT or post it in the comments. Shoutout to RotoLando winning last week thanks to Euron killing Dany’s second dragon (seriously, protect your dragons better gurl).

Here’s the scoring breakdown:


5 killing random character
50 killing a known character
100 killing Jon Snow
100 killing Daenerys
100 killing Drogon
x2 for everyone your character kills while they are dying
+5 for each time your character decapitates someone
+5 for each time your character kills using an unconventional weapon or in a dope ass way


5 bold pickup lines
10 have random sex
15 have sex with known character
-15 interrupted sex/foreplay
30 have sex with sibling/relative
50 consummating a budding romance
5 naked but no boobs or butt
10 naked with boobs and/or butt
30 full frontal
50 PENIS!!!!
+5 for each time your character makes the first move


5 solid zinger/rebuttal
5 character drawing his/her sword in slow motion
5 staring at a character for longer than 3 seconds on screen
5 asking the tough question
-5 whining about something/being a dick
10 being formally introduced by third-party (+1 for every word after 10 words)
15 showing emotional vulnerability
20 discovering/revealing something BIIIIIIIIIIG
25 riding a dragon
30 throwing caution to the wind to avenge someone’s death/sacrificing yourself
-40 abandoning family/friends in need
50 wearing faces
50 killing from a top a dragon (this is not per kill, just a one-off 50 pts)
100 An “OH SHIT” moment


5 anytime character is eating and/or drinking in a scene
10 pass out drunk
-10 character not being able to hold their liquor
15 post-coital wine
+5 to any eating/drinking if it’s been their first meal in forever and they attack food and drink with starving ferocity

The players

Each team will be constructed of four or five players and you will have 12 points to build your team. Let’s build some super teams this final week.

4 points

  • Daenerys Targaryen
  • Jon Snow

3 points

  • Arya Stark
  • Tyrion Lannister
  • Grey Worm
  • Gendry
  • Yara Greyjoy

2 points

  • Sansa Stark
  • Brandon Stark
  • Davos Seaworth
  • Bronn
  • Podrick

1 point

  • Brienne of Tarth
  • Tormund Giantsbane
  • Gilly
  • Samwell Tarly
  • Ghost

LET’S PLAY! Post your team in the comments or tweet it at me (@petemrogers) or @FakeTeams with #FantasyGoT. Happy Thrones-ing!