A fun game of fantasy basketball “Who am I?”

Howdy and wsup! I know you’re busy with the NBA trade deadline, but I wanted to reintroduce myself to you because I think that I’m getting a wee bit overshadowed by other NBA players this season, and I’d like to rectify that.

I’m the third best player in fantasy basketball this season. Do you know who I am without looking? I bet you don’t!

Since November 12th, my team is 21-19.

I’m currently averaging career highs in assists, steals, and blocks per game, and I’m shooting more threes than ever before. I’m having my best year defensively, and I have a top 20 defensive rating out of all players who average 33+ minutes per game. Who am I?

Need more help? Okay, since November 12th I am one of only 7 players in the NBA to average 16+ field goal attempts per game AND shoot better than 50% from the field (and, I average the third most three-point attempts per game out of that group of seven).

Since 11/12/18, I’ve averaged 23+ points per game, 12+ rebounds per game, and 3+ assists per game. I’m also averaging a steal and nearly two blocks per game. I’m one of four players to average 22 and 12 this season. Out of that foursome, I shoot the most threes and I have the best three-point percentage.

Only four players in the NBA average as many 3PA (4+ per game) as I do, and have a 37+ 3PT%, and have a 50+ FG%. FOUR.

I’m sixth in rebounds this year.

Still don’t know? I’m 23 years old.

Hi. My name’s Karl-Anthony Towns. You might know me as the Big KAT.

Since November 12 (when we traded Jimmy Butler to Philadelphia), my team has the 15th best record in the NBA, 21-19 (more wins than the Lakers), and we’re top 15 in both offensive and defensive ratings. You haven’t heard much from us because we’re out of the playoff race in the severely stacked Western Conference. I just wanted to remind you that I’m a top 5 player in fantasy basketball, and I’m younger than Anthony Davis and Giannis Antetokounmpo. While you’re enjoying the rest of this NBA season, please don’t forget about me because I’m an absolute stud. Thank you and have yourself a blessed day.