Let's recap the weekend.

Hitters

Trifectas

• George Springer - 3 for 6, HR, 3 RBI, 2 R
• Evan Gattis - 3 for 4, 2 RBI, R
• Tim Anderson - 3 for 4, HR, 2 RBI
• Nicholas Castellanos - 3 for 4, RBI, 2 R
• Anthony Rendon - 3 for 4, R
• Martin Prado - 3 for 4
• Adam Jones - 3 for 4, R
• Asdrubal Cabrera - 3 for 5
• Travis Shaw - 3 for 4, HR, 3 RBI
• Jose Pirela - 3 for 4
• Matt Kemp - 3 for 4, HR, 3 RBI
• Ronald Acuna Jr. - 3 for 5, HR
• Andrew Benintendi - 3 for 4, HR, 3 RBI, 2 R
• Jose Martinez - 3 for 4, RBI
• Wilmer Flores - 3 for 5, RBI, R
• Lorenzo Cain - 3 for 4, RBI, 3 R
• Christian Yelich - 3 for 5, 3 RBI, 3 R
• Jesus Aguilar - 3 for 5, HR, 3 RBI, 2 R
• J.T. Realmuto - 3 for 4, R
• Daniel Robertson - 3 for 4, R
• Edwin Encarnacion - 3 for 3, HR, 2 RBI, 3 R
• Gorkys Hernandez - 3 for 5, 2 R
• Jean Segura - 3 for 4, HR
• Kurt Suzuki - 3 for 5, RBI, R
• Brett Gardner - 3 for 4
• Yelich - 3 for 5, 2 R
• Ben Gamel - 3 for 4, SB
• Ryon Healy - 3 for 4, 2 RBI
• Pirela - 3 for 4
• Albert Almora Jr. - 3 for 5, RBI, 2 R

Quadfectas

• Jose Abreu - 4 for 4, HR, 2 RBI, 2 R
• Jose Altuve - 4 for 4, HR, 2 RBI, 3 R, 2 SB
• Altuve - 4 for 6, 2 RBI, R
• Carlos Gonzalez - 4 for 4, HR, 2 RBI, 2 R

Quintfectas

• Mike Trout - 5 for 5, HR, 4 RBI, 3 R
• Scooter Gennett - 5 for 5, HR

Double Dongs

• Tim Anderson - 2 for 4, 2 HR, 4 RBI, 3 R
• Jeimer Candelario - 2 for 4, 2 HR, 3 RBI, 3 R
• Christian Villanueva - 2 for 5, 2 HR, 3 RBI
• Evan Gattis - 2 for 6, 2 HR, 4 RBI

Baby Back RBIs

• Anderson - 2 for 4, 2 HR, 4 RBI, 3 R
• Trout - 5 for 5, HR, 4 RBI, 3 R
• Jesus Aguilar - 2 for 3, HR, 4 RBI, 2 R
• Gattis - 2 for 6, 2 HR, 4 RBI

Combo Meals

• Mookie Betts - 1 for 3, HR, 2 RBI, SB
• Nomar Mazara - 1 for 5, HR, 3 RBI, SB
• Altuve - 4 for 4, HR, 2 RBI, 3 R, 2 SB
• Aaron Judge - 2 for 2, HR, SB

Running Wild

• Altuve - 4 for 4, HR, 2 RBI, 3 R, 2 SB

Safe, Safe, Safe!

• Anderson - 2 for 4, 2 HR, 4 RBI, 3 R
• Candelario - 2 for 4, 2 HR, 3 RBI, 3 R
• Cain - 3 for 4, RBI, 3 R
• Yelich - 3 for 5, 3 RBI, 3 R
• Altuve - 4 for 4, HR, 2 RBI, 3 R, 2 SB
• Encarnacion - 3 for 3, HR, 2 RBI, 3 R
• Zack Cozart - 2 for 5, 3 R
• Trout - 5 for 5, HR, 4 RBI, 3 R

Pitchers

K Kings

• James Paxton - 7 IP, 1 ER, 3 H, 11 K, Win
• Ross Stripling - 6.2 IP, 1 R, 0 ER, 6 H, 10 K, Win
• Aaron Nola - 6.2 IP, 1 ER, 1 H, 10 K
• Trevor Bauer - 7.1 IP, 4 ER, 5 H, 13 K
• Jason Hammel - 5.1 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 10 K, Win

Quality Wins

• Kyle Hendricks - 7 IP, 1 ER, 2 H, 7 K, Win
• Sam Gaviglio - 6 IP, 3 ER, 3 H, 6 K, Win
• Joe Musgrove - 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 H, 7 K, Win
• David Hess - 6.2 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 3 K, Win
• Patrick Corbin - 7 IP, 1 ER, 4 H, 7 K, Win
• Paxton - 7 IP, 1 ER, 3 H, 11 K, Win
• Stripling - 6.2 IP, 1 R, 0 ER, 6 H, 10 K, Win
• Daniel Mengden - 9 IP, 0 ER, 2 H, 5 K, Win
• Jack Flaherty - 6 IP, 1 ER, 4 H, 4 K, Win
• Blaine Hardy - 7 IP, 1 ER, 3 H, 6 K, Win
• Mike Foltynewicz - 7 IP, 1 ER, 3 H, 7 K, Win
• Masahiro Tanaka - 6 IP, 1 ER, 3 H, 8 K, Win
• J.A. Happ - 6.2 IP, 3 R, 2 ER, 6 H, 8 K, Win
• German Marquez - 7 IP, 1 ER, 5 H, 6 K, Win
• Frankie Montas - 6 IP, 1 ER, 3 H, 7 K, Win
• Mike Leake - 8 IP, 1 ER, 4 H, 2 K, Win
• Walker Buehler - 7 IP, 1 ER, 4 H, 8 K, Win

The Untouchables

• Musgrove - 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 H, 7 K, Win
• Corey Kluber - 6.1 IP, 0 ER, 7 H, 7 K
• Hess - 6.2 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 3 K, Win
• Stripling - 6.2 IP, 1 R, 0 ER, 6 H, 10 K, Win
• Mengden - 9 IP, 0 ER, 2 H, 5 K, Win
• Stephen Strasburg - 5 IP, 0 ER, 3 H, 8 K, Win
• Hammel - 5.1 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 10 K, Win

Bad Days

• Zach Eflin - 4.2 IP, 6 R, 5 ER, 9 H, 1 BB, Loss
• Eric Skoglund - 4.1 IP, 6 ER, 7 H, 2 BB, Loss
• Sean Manaea - 3.2 IP, 6 ER, 8 H, 2 BB, Loss
• Drew Pomeranz - 3.1 IP, 5 ER, 6 H, 3 BB
• Jason Vargas - 3 IP, 5 ER, 6 H, 2 BB
• Chase Anderson - 3.2 IP, 5 ER, 7 H, 3 BB
• Lance McCullers Jr. - 4.1 IP, 7 ER, 6 H, 2 BB, Loss
• Sonny Gray - 3.2 IP, 5 ER, 7 H, 3 BB, Loss
• Jordan Lyles - 4.2 IP, 5 ER, 7 H, 4 BB
• Chris Sale - 4.1 IP, 6 ER, 5 H, 3 BB, Loss
• Garrett Richards - 2.1 IP, 3 ER, 3 H, 5 BB, Loss
• Kevin Gausman - 2.2 IP, 7 ER, 6 H, 2 BB, Loss
• Tyler Chatwood - 2.2 IP, 3 ER, 6 H, 5 BB
• Ty Blach - 3 IP, 5 ER, 7 H, 4 BB, Loss

You Blew It!

• Corey Knebel - .2 IP, 1 ER, 1 H, 3 BB, Blown Save
• Felipe Vazquez - .1 IP, 0 ER, 1 H, 2 BB, Blown Save

Why, Skip? Why?

• Brad Ziegler* - .2 IP, 3ER, 4 H, 1 BB, Loss
• Ken Giles - 0 IP, 3 ER, 3 H

*I guess he's still the Marlins closer?