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Huston Street got traded to the Angels, and Joakim Soria got traded to the Tigers. In response, I said this:
Yeah, the next @faketeams Closer Rankings (July 28!) are going to be super fun and NOT AT ALL mind-achingly confusing.
— Daniel Kelley (@danieltkelley) July 19, 2014
I put that here for two reasons: First, this week's Closer Rankings column is Twitter Week 2, as I've scoured Twitter to find what the world is saying about these guys. And second, because I'm not totally sure I was right when I said that and I want to revisit it.
Yes, Street moving to the Angels bumped Joe Smith from "closer" to "only if Street gets hurt." It bumped Jason Grilli to "never mind." And it bumped Joaquin Benoit from setup guy to closer. Joakim Soria heading to Detroit gave Neftali Feliz a closer job again. Sure, there's some question about how many save chances Soria will get as compared to Joe Nathan, but by and large, these situations were pretty clear.
And ... this might be it, yeah? Unless something crazy happens, it's hard for me to find any other team that is even moderately likely to deal for a closer before the trading deadline. With the possible exceptions of the Giants (Sergio Romo's out, and Santiago Casilla isn't seen as a capital-C closer), Brewers (very quietly, Francisco Rodriguez has been pretty rough of late, with a 4.44 ERA over the last two months), and Blue Jays (I'm still a Casey Janssen believer, but between illness and partial ineffectiveness, he's not been inspiring), no contender has much of a closer need. And, as you probably guessed from what I wrote in that last sentence, it's a stretch to find anyone.
Meanwhile, Street and Soria were the obvious trade targets, and both went early. Who's left? Jonathan Papelbon, sure, but there's such a contract there that the best I can see is him going to the Dodgers as a "you're taking his salary, too" throw-in on a Cliff Lee deal, and even that seems like a bridge too far even for Los Angeles. So you have Chad Qualls, who the Astros are barely using for saves now, and Benoit. I could still see both going somewhere and becoming a setup man, but ultimately, the big moves have been made. We might be done.
So here are the closer rankings for this week. We've got one more week of just the "right-now" rankings, with the "rest-of-season" rankings returning next week, after the trading deadline.
Right-Now Rankings
Rank | Player | Team | Last Week | Tweets |
1 | Aroldis Chapman | CIN | 1 |
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2 | Craig Kimbrel | ATL | 2 |
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3 | Greg Holland | KAN | 3 |
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4 | Koji Uehara | BOS | 4 |
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5 | David Robertson | NYY | 5 |
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6 | Kenley Jansen | LAD | 6 |
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7 | Glen Perkins | MIN | 7 |
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8 | Sean Doolittle | OAK | 11 |
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9 | Huston Street | LAA | 10 |
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10 | Mark Melancon | PIT | 13 |
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11 | Jonathan Papelbon | PHI | 9 |
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12 | Rafael Soriano | WAS | 8 |
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13 | Zach Britton | BAL | 15 |
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14 | Steve Cishek | MIA | 16 |
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15 | Cody Allen | CLE | 19 |
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16 | Jake McGee | TAM | 23 |
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17 | Joaquin Benoit | SDP | NR |
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18 | Casey Janssen | TOR | 12 |
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19 | Santiago Casilla | SFG | 24 |
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20 | Trevor Rosenthal | SLC | 21 |
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21 | Fernando Rodney | SEA | 17 |
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22 | Francisco Rodriguez | MIL | 18 |
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23 | Addison Reed | ARI | 26 |
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24 | Joe Nathan | DET | 27 |
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25 | Neftali Feliz | TEX | NR |
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26 | LaTroy Hawkins | COL | 22 |
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27 | Joakim Soria | DET | 14 |
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28 | Jenrry Mejia | NYM | 28 |
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29 | Hector Rondon | CHC | 30 |
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30 | Chad Qualls | HOU | 25 |
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