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Is it true? We only have 11 more matches to play in the Premier League season? Where has the time gone? It feels like only yesterday that I was introducing myself to you, the Fake Team readers. Sadly enough, I have written more columns than Fulham has points. (Note: There are only 8 matches this weekend.)
Goalkeepers
- Petr Cech (Chelsea) - This could be a massacre in the West London derby. Expect Cech to have enough time to read the tabs while Chelsea controls possession. (VERDICT: PLAY)
- Kelvin Davis (Southampton) - The Killer S's of Liverpool are traveling to St. Mary's Stadium. BEWARE! (VERDICT: BENCH)
Defenders
- Robert Huth (Stoke City) - Huth returns for mighty Stoke in time to face an Arsenal side fighting for the top of the table. The good thing for Huth is that Arsenal doesn't have a quality striker. (VERDICT: PLAY)
- Brede Hangeland (Fulham) - Sigh. (VERDICT: BENCH)
- Joe Bennett (Aston Villa) - When there is a column about you suggesting you need coaching, not booing, you are not having a great season. (VERDICT: BENCH)
- Curtis Davies (Hull City) - His dreams of making the England squad for the World Cup might be over, but he will continue to be a force of a defender for the Tigers. (VERDICT: PLAY)
- Tony Hibbert (Everton) - The man just turned 33 and is still playing quite well. (VERDICT: PLAY)
Midfielders
- Mesut Ozil (Arsenal) - Has he recovered his confidence? I think so. (VERDICT: PLAY)
- Frank Lampard (Chelsea) - I absolutely despise Chelsea, but I respect Lampard. Great player, easy opponent. (VERDICT: PLAY)
- Robert Snodgrass (Norwich City) - This guy is not too popular with these two men right now. (VERDICT: BENCH)
- Hatem Ben Arfa (Newcastle) - Look who decided to show up to the party! (VERDICT: PLAY)
- Wayne Routledge (Swansea City) - The Englishman will add to Crystal Palace's misery. (VERDICT: PLAY)
Forwards
- Eden Hazard (Chelsea) - My grandmother could score against Fulham. Hazard will have at least a brace. STULTZ GUARANTEE OF THE WEEK! (VERDICT: PLAY)
- Robin van Persie (Manchester United) - DOESN'T PLAY THIS WEEK!!!! (VERDICT: DUH!)
- Daniel Sturridge (Liverpool) - I was on the bandwagon but picked against him last week. That was dumb. I will never doubt you again Mr. Sturridge. (VERDICT: PLAY)
- Christian Benteke (Aston Villa) - The Villains are in a relegation battle. I am expecting Benteke to take care of that for them. (VERDICT: PLAY)
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