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The key to looking successful in life, I've found, is managing expectations. If people think you'll be average and you're slightly above-average, hey, good job. But if they expect you'll be great and you're great, heck, that's what you were supposed to do. That's why LeBron James hasn't already been given every NBA MVP from now until 2018.
Of course, that's the exact rule I broke by taking over the Fake Teams slot in the CBSSports.com NL-only Analysts League, which held its auction draft Thursday. See, Jason Hunt repped Fake Teams in 2013, and did so by winning the whole damn thing. (Good job, Jason.)
This isn't like me winning my long-time league, playing with my old restaurant buddies. I mean, sure, I take pride in that, but did you read the league name up there? This is an analysts' league. Taking over Jason's champion role meant I was the 12th member of this group:
- Mike Gianella, Baseball Prospectus
- Adam Aizer and Ferdinando Di Fino, CBSSports.com
- Al Melchior, CBSSports.com
- Jeff Tobin and Scott White, CBSSports.com
- Mike Kuchera, FanDuel.com
- Ryan Carey, Mastersball.com
- Christopher Kreush and Todd Zola, Mastersball.com
- Philip Ponebshek, Patton & Co
- Keith Cromer, Patton & Co
- Grey Albright and Rudy Gamble, Razzball
- Andrew Fiorentino, RotoWire.com
- Daniel Kelley, Fake Teams
It's a strong list, and yeah, I'm the sort-of reigning champion. Expectations, they have not been managed.
As I said, we held our auction Thursday afternoon. I'm a Stars-and-Scrubs proponent in mixed-league drafts, when you can use your leftover single-dollar bids to pick up guys who are still starters and contributors at the tail end of a draft. In a single-league setup, though, it's more difficult to pull off - stars are still there, but when you're putting down a dollar on a guy who isn't even going to see the major leagues this year? You're in trouble.
So I entered the draft shooting for a modified Stars-and-Scrubs - grab the big names, sure, but save enough to still put down a few dollars per end-game guy. Call it Quasi-Stars-and-Sorta-Scrubs.
MY FIRST THREE PURCHASES | |
Buster Posey | $23 |
Clayton Kershaw | $37 |
Paul Goldschmidt | $41 |
So my plan didn't really come to fruition. Here's how I ended up with three of the biggest NL names on a single roster despite my theoretically more conservative approach:
On Posey: I had Posey pegged as a catcher likely to go for $26 or $27. He was the fourth player nominated in the draft, so it wasn't like anyone was running short on money, but time was ticking down and he sat at $22. So I bid $23. It was a combination of price-enforcing and "hey, if they aren't going to bid on him, I will." I had no illusions that would be the final Posey bid, but hey, why not. Happy to have him, especially when Jonathan Lucroy, Yadier Molina, and Wilin Rosario all went for $21 or $22; yeah, they're good catchers, but a peak Posey is more than $1 or $2 more valuable.
On Kershaw: In my Quasi-Stars-and-Sorta-Scrubs buildup, the one player thought I might talk myself into breaking the bank for was Kershaw. We all know starting pitcher is deep right now, but that idea is really for 10- or 12-team mixed leagues. You get to a 12-team NL-only, and it dries up way more quickly. It's hard to imagine a surer bet among pitchers right now than Kershaw, and I would have gone to $40 on him if need be.
On Goldschmidt: I suppose this was me getting a little ahead of myself; I envisioned Goldschmidt as a high-30s guy and exceeded my own pre-set limit. Still, I had saved on Posey, and in a league without Miguel Cabrera and Mike Trout, Goldschmidt and Andrew McCutchen stand clearly above the rest of the offensive players; it was nice to have one of them.
In the end, two players went for 40 or more dollars, and I got one. Three players went for 37 or more dollars, and I got two. (McCutchen, at $40, was the other.) I settled down a lot at that point, only going over $20 one more time - Kenley Jansen, at $24. Here is my roster, spending a full $260:
Position | Player | Salary |
C | Buster Posey | $23 |
C | Jarrod Saltalamacchia | $10 |
1B | Paul Goldschmidt | $41 |
2B | Marco Scutaro | $5 |
3B | Chase Headley | $19 |
SS | Starlin Castro | $18 |
MI | Stephen Drew | $1 |
CI | Juan Francisco | $3 |
OF | B.J. Upton | $16 |
OF | Cameron Maybin | $10 |
OF | Darin Ruf | $4 |
OF | Chris Denorfia | $2 |
OF | Oscar Taveras | $4 |
U | Chris Owings | $4 |
P | Clayton Kershaw | $37 |
P | Kenley Jansen | $24 |
P | Julio Teheran | $17 |
P | Mark Melancon | $5 |
P | Jose Veras | $10 |
P | Paul Maholm | $1 |
P | Wily Peralta | $3 |
P | Mike Leake | $2 |
P | Brandon McCarthy | $1 |
Other than second base and outfield, I have at least the possibility of ending the season with the position's top player. That's asking a lot out of Starlin Castro and Chase Headley, but both have more impressive years on their resume. Scutaro was the last viable second-base option after Daniel Murphy, Neil Walker, and Anthony Rendon - all of whom I thought I'd get when they came up for bid - went for higher than I was willing to spend. In retrospect, I wish I had gone an extra dollar or two on Walker (who went for $14), but oh well. Also, I took Drew as a late what-if-he-signs-in-the-NL pick. Low-risk, high-reward.
The outfield is my biggest worry, obviously. I kept getting beat out for the guys I had my eyes on, until Upton came up and I realized that if I didn't spend on him, Maybin was going to be my top outfielder. I don't love my outfield group, and it will be my top priority when free agency and trades get going, but that's fine with me - especially if Taveras comes up sooner rather than later.
On the pitching side, I grabbed Kershaw, Jansen, and Teheran (who I think is an absolute steal at $17) pretty early in the draft, and then left pitching behind for approximately forever. Other than grabbing Melancon (who I think gets the Pittsburgh closer gig eventually) and Veras (who should have the Chicago gig from the start) semi-late, the rest of my staff - Maholm, Peralta, Leake, and McCarthy - were four of my last five picks.
Below are the 12 rosters for the league. Read them if you want, ignore them if you want. But if you read them, how did I stack up? Can I retain Jason's crown and bring it back to Fake Teams for a second straight year?
Position | Baseball Prospectus | Salary | Position | CBS Sports (Di Fino) | Salary | |
C | Russell Martin | 8 | C | Travis d'Arnaud | 9 | |
C | Michael McKenry | 1 | C | Ryan Doumit | 6 | |
1B | Justin Morneau | 19 | 1B | Ryan Howard | 15 | |
2B | Chase Utley | 17 | 2B | Jedd Gyorko | 20 | |
3B | Juan Uribe | 4 | 3B | Todd Frazier | 11 | |
SS | Jimmy Rollins | 10 | SS | Hanley Ramirez | 34 | |
MI | Aaron Hill | 19 | MI | Anthony Rendon | 16 | |
CI | Yonder Alonso | 11 | CI | Garrett Jones | 10 | |
OF | Matt Holliday | 24 | OF | Matt Kemp | 27 | |
OF | Chris Young | 9 | OF | Ryan Ludwick | 11 | |
OF | Will Venable | 19 | OF | Gregory Polanco | 4 | |
OF | Angel Pagan | 14 | OF | Travis Snider | 1 | |
OF | Ben Revere | 15 | OF | Ryan Sweeney | 1 | |
U | Carlos Quentin | 11 | U | Danny Espinosa | 1 | |
P | Andrew Cashner | 14 | P | Stephen Strasburg | 29 | |
P | A.J. Burnett | 10 | P | Gio Gonzalez | 18 | |
P | Matt Garza | 9 | P | Addison Reed | 16 | |
P | Tim Hudson | 4 | P | Tony Cingrani | 17 | |
P | Yovani Gallardo | 9 | P | Henderson Alvarez | 1 | |
P | Tyson Ross | 10 | P | Brandon Beachy | 9 | |
P | Josh Johnson | 7 | P | Noah Syndergaard | 2 | |
P | Kyle Lohse | 4 | P | Robbie Erlin | 1 | |
P | Wade Miley | 5 | P | Francisco Rodriguez | 1 | |
Position | CBS Sports (Melchior) | Salary | Position | CBS Sports (White) | Salary | |
C | Jonathan Lucroy | 22 | C | Yadier Molina | 22 | |
C | George Kottaras | 2 | C | Evan Gattis | 18 | |
1B | Ike Davis | 9 | 1B | Matt Adams | 23 | |
2B | Darwin Barney | 1 | 2B | Rickie Weeks | 3 | |
3B | David Wright | 32 | 3B | Mark Reynolds | 3 | |
SS | Andrelton Simmons | 17 | SS | Jean Segura | 27 | |
MI | Tommy La Stella | 1 | MI | Arismendy Alcantara | 1 | |
CI | Casey McGehee | 1 | CI | Matt Carpenter | 22 | |
OF | Jayson Werth | 25 | OF | Domonic Brown | 20 | |
OF | Andrew McCutchen | 40 | OF | Jay Bruce | 27 | |
OF | Corey DIckerson | 10 | OF | Marlon Byrd | 11 | |
OF | Nate McLouth | 3 | OF | Eric Young Jr. | 11 | |
OF | Seth Smith | 3 | OF | Nelson Cruz | 1 | |
U | Roger Bernadina | 1 | U | Kyle Blanks | 1 | |
P | Adam Wainwright | 31 | P | Homer Bailey | 17 | |
P | Jhoulys Chacin | 4 | P | Mat Latos | 15 | |
P | Trevor Rosenthal | 21 | P | Jason Grilli | 16 | |
P | Shelby Miller | 16 | P | Zach Wheeler | 11 | |
P | Francisco Liriano | 15 | P | Chad Billingsley | 1 | |
P | Vic Black | 2 | P | Archie Bradley | 2 | |
P | Wandy Rodriguez | 2 | P | Nate Eovaldi | 2 | |
P | Tyler Chatwood | 1 | P | Jameson Taillon | 1 | |
P | Gavin Floyd | 1 | P | J.J. Putz | 5 | |
Position | Fake Teams | Salary | Position | Fan Duel | Salary | |
C | Buster Posey | 23 | C | Jose Lobaton | 1 | |
C | Jarrod Saltalamacchia | 10 | C | Martin Maldonado | 1 | |
1B | Paul Goldschmidt | 41 | 1B | Mark Trumbo | 26 | |
2B | Marco Scutaro | 5 | 2B | Brandon Phillips | 18 | |
3B | Chase Headley | 19 | 3B | Aramis Ramirez | 18 | |
SS | Starlin Castro | 18 | SS | Ian Desmond | 28 | |
MI | Stephen Drew | 1 | MI | Zack Cozart | 7 | |
CI | Juan Francisco | 3 | CI | Gaby Sanchez | 3 | |
OF | B.J. Upton | 16 | OF | Jason Heyward | 23 | |
OF | Cameron Maybin | 10 | OF | Curtis Granderson | 22 | |
OF | Darin Ruf | 4 | OF | Jose Tabata | 3 | |
OF | Chris Denorfia | 2 | OF | Juan Lagares | 2 | |
OF | Oscar Taveras | 4 | OF | Brandon Barnes | 1 | |
U | Chris Owings | 4 | U | Javier Baez | 1 | |
P | Clayton Kershaw | 37 | P | Jose Fernandez | 26 | |
P | Kenley Jansen | 24 | P | Cole Hamels | 19 | |
P | Julio Teheran | 17 | P | Rafael Soriano | 17 | |
P | Mark Melancon | 5 | P | Johnny Cueto | 14 | |
P | Jose Veras | 10 | P | Jonathan Papelbon | 16 | |
P | Paul Maholm | 1 | P | Tim Lincecum | 10 | |
P | Wily Peralta | 3 | P | Josh Beckett | 1 | |
P | Mike Leake | 2 | P | Miguel Alfredo Gonzalez | 2 | |
P | Brandon McCarthy | 1 | P | Brian Wilson | 1 | |
Position | Masters Ball (Carey) | Salary | Position | Masters Ball (Kreush) | Salary | |
C | Wilin Rosario | 21 | C | Wilson Ramos | 16 | |
C | A.J. Ellis | 5 | C | Chris Snyder | 1 | |
1B | Freddie Freeman | 32 | 1B | Allen Craig | 24 | |
2B | Daniel Murphy | 19 | 2B | Josh Rutledge | 3 | |
3B | Chris Johnson | 14 | 3B | Pedro Alvarez | 23 | |
SS | Brandon Crawford | 2 | SS | Dee Gordon | 4 | |
MI | Alex Guerrero | 8 | MI | Mark Ellis | 1 | |
CI | Brandon Belt | 21 | CI | Luis Valbuena | 1 | |
OF | Michael Cuddyer | 21 | OF | Ryan Braun | 30 | |
OF | Andre Ethier | 10 | OF | Marcell Ozuna | 13 | |
OF | Gerardo Parra | 9 | OF | Carlos Gomez | 32 | |
OF | Justin Ruggiano | 3 | OF | Christian Yelich | 16 | |
OF | Jordan Schafer | 2 | OF | Skip Schumaker | 1 | |
U | Cody Ross | 1 | U | Gregor Blanco | 1 | |
P | Aroldis Chapman | 23 | P | Craig Kimbrel | 26 | |
P | Zack Greinke | 20 | P | Bartolo Colon | 6 | |
P | Mike Minor | 17 | P | Matt Cain | 20 | |
P | Sergio Romo | 17 | P | Kris Medlen | 14 | |
P | Alex Wood | 8 | P | Doug Fister | 15 | |
P | Charlie Morton | 4 | P | LaTroy Hawkins | 7 | |
P | Trevor Cahill | 1 | P | Carlos Martinez | 4 | |
P | Santiago Casilla | 1 | P | Joe Kelly | 1 | |
P | Randall Delgado | 1 | P | Sean Marshall | 1 | |
Position | Patton & Co (Ponebshek) | Salary | Position | Patton & Co (Cromer) | Salary | |
C | Miguel Montero | 13 | C | Welington Castillo | 10 | |
C | Nick Hundley | 3 | C | Brayan Pena | 1 | |
1B | Lucas Duda | 4 | 1B | Adrian Gonzalez | 24 | |
2B | Martin Prado | 20 | 2B | Neil Walker | 14 | |
3B | Kris Bryant | 1 | 3B | Ryan Zimmerman | 25 | |
SS | Troy Tulowitzki | 32 | SS | Jhonny Peralta | 13 | |
MI | Emilio Bonifacio | 8 | MI | Jordy Mercer | 6 | |
CI | Eric Chavez | 1 | CI | Adam LaRoche | 12 | |
OF | Bryce Harper | 34 | OF | Billy Hamilton | 26 | |
OF | Carl Crawford | 18 | OF | Hunter Pence | 27 | |
OF | Michael Morse | 15 | OF | Denard Span | 13 | |
OF | Drew Stubbs | 4 | OF | Peter Bourjos | 13 | |
OF | Chris Heisey | 1 | OF | A.J. Pollock | 6 | |
U | Charlie Blackmon | 2 | U | Adeiny Hechavarria | 2 | |
P | Madison Bumgarner | 26 | P | Gerrit Cole | 17 | |
P | Cliff Lee | 28 | P | Jordan Zimmermann | 18 | |
P | Huston Street | 15 | P | Bobby Parnell | 15 | |
P | Hyun-Jin Ryu | 13 | P | Bronson Arroyo | 5 | |
P | Jason Hammel | 2 | P | Travis Wood | 3 | |
P | Jonathon Niese | 7 | P | Brett Anderson | 2 | |
P | Dan Haren | 7 | P | Ryan Vogelsong | 1 | |
P | Joaquin Benoit | 4 | P | Edwin Jackson | 2 | |
P | Drew Storen | 2 | P | Jacob Turner | 1 | |
Position | Razzball | Salary | Position | RotoWire | Salary | |
C | Devin Mesoraco | 11 | C | Carlos Ruiz | 9 | |
C | Gerald Laird | 1 | C | Yasmani Grandal | 7 | |
1B | Anthony Rizzo | 23 | 1B | Joey Votto | 34 | |
2B | Dan Uggla | 10 | 2B | Kolten Wong | 8 | |
3B | Pablo Sandoval | 19 | 3B | Maikel Franco | 6 | |
SS | Rafael Furcal | 4 | SS | Everth Cabrera | 22 | |
MI | Scooter Gennett | 6 | MI | DJ LeMahieu | 6 | |
CI | Nolan Arenado | 15 | CI | Kendrys Morales | 2 | |
OF | Starling Marte | 26 | OF | Yasiel Puig | 30 | |
OF | Justin Upton | 27 | OF | Carlos Gonzalez | 36 | |
OF | Khris Davis | 16 | OF | Giancarlo Stanton | 29 | |
OF | Junior Lake | 10 | OF | Andrew Lambo | 3 | |
OF | Nate Schierholtz | 10 | OF | Jon Jay | 2 | |
U | Cody Asche | 8 | U | Mike Olt | 2 | |
P | Steve Cishek | 16 | P | Patrick Corbin | 16 | |
P | Marco Estrada | 10 | P | Michael Wacha | 18 | |
P | Lance Lynn | 11 | P | Jim Henderson | 15 | |
P | Ian Kennedy | 8 | P | Jenrry Mejia | 2 | |
P | Jeff Samardzija | 11 | P | Tanner Roark | 3 | |
P | Rex Brothers | 11 | P | Tyler Clippard | 3 | |
P | Dillon Gee | 5 | P | Alex Torres | 1 | |
P | Jaime Garcia | 1 | P | Paco Rodriguez | 1 | |
P | Burch Smith | 1 | P | Kevin Siegrist | 2 |