There was a clear divide amongst the voters. The top three were Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and John Edwards to the bottom two's Chris Dodd and Bill Richardson. The final results are:
- Itchy Buchholz 31 %
- Always Wear Clean Hunter Pence 27%
- If I Olney Had A Brain 21 %
- Ask The Court For Clemensy 9 %
- Murderer's Roto 11 votes 9 %