
Federline would probably drive any woman to the other side
I'm shocked - shocked I tell you - Britney Spears is in the news yet again. As somebody who knows how to use Google Images, I've seen more than enough of Britney Spears, thank you. This time she's on the cover of OK Magazine announcing that: she's a lesbian!
Whoop-dee-doo. Is it possible for this sad, pathetic woman to be any more irrelevant to my life? I'd be far more interested if she was competing for the #3 wide receiver position in Tennessee. (Insert your own "wide receiver" joke here).
However, the Britney news not only allows me to work the word "lesbian" into the post (hello search engines!) but lets me make a bad segue into my list of players who have switched teams. Changing teams in the off-season is a huge factor in how a player will perform, one that is often overlooked or ignored. Fantasy players on new teams to keep your eye on:
Pos |
Player |
Old Team |
New Team |
Fantasy Improvement? |
QB |
Garcia, Jeff |
PHI |
TB |
No. Cadillac is no Brian Westbrook |
QB |
Harrington, Joey |
MIA |
ATL |
Yes. Meet your new starting QB |
QB |
Green, Trent |
KC |
MIA |
Yes. "Who are those guys running out there? They're called receivers Trent" |
RB |
Green, Ahman |
GB |
HOU |
No. The Packer O-line was underrated last year |
RB |
Henry, Travis |
TEN |
DEN |
Yes. The Broncos have a complete offense. |
RB |
McGahee, Willis |
BUF |
BAL |
Yes. Massive improvement in the O-line |
RB |
Lewis, Jamal |
BAL |
CLE |
No. Massive decline in the O-line |
RB |
Jones, Thomas |
CHI |
NYJ |
Same. Will still have somebody (Washington) breathing down his neck. |
RB |
Duckett, TJ |
WAS |
DET |
Yes. He's the goal line back..and maybe more |
RB |
Bell, Tatum |
DEN |
DET |
No. The Lions' offense is all about the pass |
RB |
Droughns, Reuben |
CLE |
NYG |
No. He'll see far fewer carries this year. |
WR |
Horn, Joe |
NO |
ATL |
No. Harrington is no Drew Brees |
WR |
Stallworth, Donte |
PHI |
NE |
Same. He's still the #2 guy, unless Moss implodes |
WR |
Bennett, Drew |
TEN |
STL |
Yes. You have to assume Bruce will miss some time. |
WR |
Welker, Wes |
MIA |
NE |
Same. He's still a #3 WR/Return guy |
WR |
Curtis, Kevin |
STL |
PHI |
Yes. He moves into the #2 WR role in a great offense |
WR |
Lelie, Ashley |
ATL |
SF |
Yes. He may reap the benefits of an Alex Smith breakout |
TE |
McMichael, Randy |
MIA |
STL |
No. He would've had 70 catches in Miami. Bulger doesn't use the TE nearly as much. |