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Grim Reaper

Breaking late yesterday was the news that the Feds nabbed Arizona middle reliever Jason Grimsley, nicknamed "The Grim Reaper" for the death and destruction he brings to fantasy teams everywhere.

He alledgedly received 12 shipments of human growth hormone (HGH) and has been doing steroids for his whole professional career.  (Without that marginal edge, I can only imagine the absence of agita his past fantasy owners would have experienced with The Grim Reaper not in the major leagues.)

Apparently, he named names and said the CA teams closest to the Mexican border providing a convenient entry point for amphetamines.

Just when you thought you could put your pitchforks and torches away....