With the narrowed eyes of a paranoid schizophrenic, I look over the Lions roster.
Charles Rogers? You have been out to get me for three years. What skills? All you do is get hurt and cause me to waste a mid-round pick as I reach for that sleeper WR who busts out for 1200 yards.
Roy Williams? Another Top 10 draft choice inheriting the same expectations as Charles Rogers. 800 yds and 8 TDs your rookie season made you a top WR breakout candidate in 2005. The 8 TDS were below expectations but 687 yards?
Mike Williams? With only one season of disappointment, I won't make allow you to inherit the mantle of sleeper. Oh, no. You're not going to get me!
Kevin Jones? In a Risperdol moment of clarity, I thought you were on my side. Your rookie season made you an even sexier sleeper pick, but you turned on me too! 664 yards and 5 TDs?!?!?!
Are you next John Kitna? You were really good in 2003. Can you take advantage of these skills players and repeat that season and make yourself a quality fantasy QB as a end-of-the-draft/free agent QB?
Or are you against me, too?
Josh McCown? Dan Orlovsky? Is there anyone who isn't out to get me?!?!