haiku Stories - Fake Teams
That's how you start a season! Padres 4, Dodgers 2
The little bird guaranteed us a win and a win is what we got. It was a nice win too with some proper Petco Park offense, the return of our bullpen, a good CY showing and a Heath Bell appearance. What did we learn? If Chase Headley appears, we have been saved. Kevin Kouzmanoff is capable of...
Know Your Foe: Who is James McDonald?
"It is time for the 2009 World Series. The NL West champions send out their young stud to the mound, a 25-year-old right-hander who brings an intimidating swagger to the mound despite his gangly 6' 4" 200-pound frame. The young gun whips a 95mph fastball past the hitter with ease, then drops a...
Your Dec 22 Evening Open Thread and Teixapalooza
Just to recap the latest from the weekend and pull it all into one place: • The Bosox, after flying to Texas last Thursday night, later stated that they will "not be a factor" for Teixeira after Broas reportedly told them it would take 8/$195M to get a deal done, although he denies this....
The Only Adrian Peterson Haiku You'll Need
Adrian Peterson. Ah, Adrian Peterson. So what do I think about Adrian Peterson? I think anybody who takes him in the top four or five overall is taking a big risk. There are several reasons for this, so let me touch briefly on each of them…in haiku! Passing game quite bad Why are...
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