This should be fun (R-Rated Language)

by Ratdog90 on Feb 6, 2008 12:24 PM EST

I had a bet with another team owner last year on who would have the better fantasy regular season. It was an epic battle, but I persevered in the end. What were my spoils of war from this victory? Well I received $20 bucks and more importantly, I get to name his team for this upcoming year.

So I am requesting help in naming his team. To help you in this endeavor, here are a couple of things to know about this team owner:

Name: He usually goes by his nickname of Laz (which is a bastardization of his last name).
Present Team Name: Kramerica
Personality Traits: He loves to stir up crap on the message boards. He talked trash to me the entire season, so it was very satisfying to win our bet. At the beginning of the season, he proposed what he would name my team if he won the bet: Please do not read further if you are easily offended :) cum guzzlers. I am adding this sentence at the end so the name does not stand out.

So any help you all can provide in the naming of his team should be fun. Be clever, crass, funny...whatever. Thanks in advance!

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how about

The Umaganots

by omshagome on Feb 6, 2008 1:42 PM EST reply actions

My email

Thanks Eric, for adding the disclaimer in the title. If anyone thinks of an exceptionally crass name, you can email me at:

jack_straw90@yahoo.com

Thanks

by Ratdog90 on Feb 6, 2008 2:24 PM EST reply actions

Disclaimer

Added it so we can all be a crass as necessary. How how "Raggin' n Teabaggin'"?

by faketeams on Feb 6, 2008 2:42 PM EST up reply actions

That's Funny!

Yeah, that is along the lines of one I had thought up yesterday:

The Taint Tasters

by Ratdog90 on Feb 6, 2008 3:16 PM EST up reply actions

More Vulgar?

Gaggin' When Teabaggin'

by faketeams on Feb 6, 2008 6:48 PM EST up reply actions

Less vulgar

Lazlow's Hierarchy of Dweebs?

by Xavier. on Feb 6, 2008 5:43 PM EST reply actions

Good

Yeah, I was tryng to get away from being too vulgar, that's why I wanted to enlist the help of my fellow Faketeams readers.

I am looking for something exceptionally insulting and equally funny...tall order, I know.

Good try, but Dweebs unfortunately is not as funny as it used to be.

Lets try a few more

by Ratdog90 on Feb 6, 2008 6:12 PM EST up reply actions

Hmmm

Mo-Ballz Pleaz?

by thomasps3 on Feb 6, 2008 9:30 PM EST reply actions

Food for thought

Raisinuts
La-Z-Lumber
Vaginosis
Lazbians
The Assman
Poop Nazi
Sanitation Engineers

by Horatio on Feb 6, 2008 11:35 PM EST reply actions

Some of these are pretty good

We are getting close...let's get a couple more.

by Ratdog90 on Feb 7, 2008 6:40 AM EST reply actions

Team name's by Farmer

Laz hole
Blazturd
Laz place team
Never Mind the Balls on my Chin
I take it in the Laz.
I suck farts like bong hits.
I'll suck yo dick man.
Is there a bigger fag than me?
That aint shit your smellin that's my team.
Shotgunblast butthole
I talk shit because I'm hung like a field mouse.
I have the Biggest butthole on the internet.
Sperm Bank
No more yankee my wankee.
Broke Back Mountain Home Page.

by farmhands20 on Feb 9, 2008 9:16 PM EST reply actions