Come Together Over Matt Cain

Kyle Terada-US PRESSWIRE

With apologies to John, here is my tribute to one of my favorite players.

Here come old Matt Cain

He come groovin' up slowly

He got filthy slider

He one San Fran hero

He get batters buckled at their knees

Got one breaking curve ball

Strike you out with ease

He wear no worries

He got nine one fast ball

He got swing and miss pitch

He mow down you batter

He say I know you, can't hit me

Swing through everything

Sit you down in three

Come together, right now, over me

He bag a win

He get over twenty

He got Posey sideboard

He one Lou'ville cracker

He got fastball bring you to your knees

Jam you inside

Easy as you please

Come together, right now, over me

He perfect gamer

He get three two earned run

He get sub one two WHIP

He one major cleat flip

Strike one and one and one makes three

Don't even bother

No you can't hit me

Come together, right now, over me

Thank you Yoko for bringing out a side of John that we might not otherwise have seen. Best to Julian and Sean. Happy New Year to everyone. I've got to quit writing such daft posts.

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