OK, I know you have one real stinker in the closet somewhere. What was your worst-ever fantasy football team/season, and how did it arrive there?

Mine is the 2009 team/season. I finished 2-11, and, after some objective statistical analysis, was determined to be the worst team ever in the 10-year history of our league. I was laughably bad, confirmed by the amount of actual laughter my sad shambles of a team generated. I drafted, in order, Steve Slaton, Greg Jennings, Jason Witten, Matt Ryan, Leon Washington, Darren McFadden, Donovan McNabb, Devin Hester, Steve Breaston, Matt Hasselbeck, Titans DST, Lance Moore, LeRon McClain, Rob Bironas, Joey Galloway, and Kevin Faulk.

God, it pained me to even type that. That is the most wretched, repugnant vomit of a draft I have ever seen. Not only were Slaton, Jennings, and Witten huge busts that year, my draft strategy seems to be "what are we doing here, again?" I deserved everything I got that year. Funny thing is, the other league I was in that year, I won the whole thing, and I won this league last year, so I'm clearly not incompetent, I just really, really stunk up this draft.