Last minute help

Honestly, I love my main league team.  Its a wierd mix of over the hill and not yet hit guys, but Ive got someone I like at every spot and good depth for a 20 team league.  The one thing I hate, and need to change, is my team name.  I have been "Stupid Angelos" for the entire eight year history of the league (minus the use of Boh'livion for the original draft).  Its time for a change, but, unlike football where I am usually able to rip off a dozen decent names a year (current "Throwing picks, texting dicks) Im stuck for a baseball name.

Currently Im considering "A drug called Charley Lau" but Ill take any suggestions anyone else has. 

(I know this is stupid, but Im in a big shit-talking league and the name matters)