I started Matt Stafford, LeSean McCoy, and Roddy White this week. NINE touchdowns between them. You'd think I'd probably be ok, right?

HELL NO. Because I went up against Tom Brady, Reggie Bush, Lance Moore, and Brent MFing Celek. Three of whom had career games.

I lost by 8 points.

I hate this game. I have no idea why we do these awful things to ourselves. I have no idea why the fantasy gods hate me so much as to pit every top-scoring player against me in the semifinals.

BRENT CELEK!!!