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This makes Matt Ryan cry like a little baby


This story about Henry Louis Gates and the Cambridge Police is a tough one.  It involves complex and difficult themes about race, authority and emotion.  But you know what I think?

I think the live draft at Gates's fantasy football league must be a blast.

Rank

Player

Team

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1

Clark, Dallas

IND

Having him on your fantasy team is like having a second WR2.

2

Witten, Jason

DAL

The foundation of the Dallas passing game.

3

Gates, Antonio

SD

The offense has always been based around him.  If the running game falters this season, how does it affect him?

4

Gonzalez, Tony

ATL

He won't put the 1000 yards we're accustomed to because the Falcons offense is centered on him.  He'll still be a great fantasy TE though.

5

Keller, Justin

NYJ

He's going to be Mark Sanchez's outlet this year, something Sanchez will desperately need.

6

Boss, Kevin

NYG

With the experienced WRs gone, Eli needs him more than ever.  He could have a huge season.

7

Olsen, Greg

CHI

Jay Cutler will lean on him a lot  this season

8

Cooley, Chris

WAS

If the young WRs step up, he'll be doing more blocking and less catching

9

Carlson, John

SEA

He'll have a diminished role with TJ Houshmandzadeh in the lineup.  Still pretty good though.

10

Daniels, Owen

HOU

Quiet and reliable, he's a solid choice if you punt TE until late in your draft.

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I think the Raiders TE Zach Miller has a claim to be on the list...

"I occasionally post and offer little to no insight here on AN except emotional ramblings. Do I remind you of someone? (Nomar maybe?)"

by MMunoz33 on Jul 27, 2009 9:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed

Zach is a stud and this year his numbers will back that up.

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 28, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, I don't think I've ever seen Clark listed as the top TE

Be careful....to a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

by Bezekira on Jul 27, 2009 9:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Primed for huge ’09 with Marvin gone
I expect to see him on the top of many lists this season

by andyreidswaistline on Jul 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a shame Dustin Keller was left off the list.

You are reading my signature.

by rolub on Jul 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Typo time

Uh yeah, about Keller. I think he’s primed for a big year. I’ve just secretly disguised him as “Justin Keller” at #5 so my league mates won’t know I like him (d’oh!)

by Skeller on Jul 28, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kellen Winslow, anyone?

Why on earth was a sure-fire top-three, or at least five, tight end left out of your top 10?

And what exactly did that Gates joke mean?

by sonny4gov on Jul 28, 2009 3:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you sure?

a sure-fire top-three, or at least five, tight end

Please tell me that you are in my league and planning to pick Winslow as the third best tight end. He MIGHT be top 10, but to say top 3 or 5 I think is a bit of wishful thinking. Who should he be in front of? Gonzalez? Gates? Witten? Clark?
However, I think that Keller and Boss are ranked WAY too highly. I just don’t see how you can look at what Boss did last year and see the #6 tight end. I would find that hard to believe.
As far as Keller, ask Packers fans how tight ends who seem to perform well disappear the year after Favre leaves.

by bluecollarbuffalo on Jul 28, 2009 7:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boss

Really, who else is Manning going to throw to? Can you show me a more polished receiver in the Giants lineup? Steve Smith? A rookie? Dominek Hixon maybe?

I know it sounds crazy, but there really isn’t anybody else.

by Skeller on Jul 28, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gates

I think anybody who would berate a cop (rightly or wrongly) so badly that he gets arrested (rightly or wrongly) would be a blast to have at a fantasy football draft.
 
Anybody that angry would be loads o’ fun.

by Skeller on Jul 28, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't see Clark over Witten

Or Boss deserving to be on the list at all.

by Brendan Scolari on Aug 5, 2009 5:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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