My 2010 New Year's Resolutions for fantasy baseball

by acr on Dec 6, 2009 5:43 AM EST

Here they are- post yours to remind yourself later (or have someone remind you)

1. I will not draft or bid for Adrian Beltre.

2. No players on my teams will have "female' names. That means no Gils, Angels, Shelleys, Danas, Sandys, Connies.

3. I will try not to hate players because they perform poorly for my fantasy team. I won't hate Rick Ankiel or Khalil Greene anymore.

4. I will try to not have my daily mood dictated by whether my fantasy teams are doing well or poorly.

5. I will try to stop analyzing others by their social Pecota.

6. When my girlfriend says another line about a hitter bumping a ball to get to first place (translation: bunting a ball to get to first base) I will not give her a "what the hell did you just say?" dirty look anymore. It's ok. She's really trying.

That's it for now.

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#2?

How many girls do you know named Gil?

If I were you, I would not hang out at that watering hole anymore!

I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. - Uncle Buck

by Andiamo Cuccioli on Dec 7, 2009 7:53 AM EST reply actions

Personally

One Gil was too many for my team last year.

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by Bryan Everson (The Royalty of Roto) on Dec 7, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions

If Boston signs Beltre, you better change #1

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by Jason Collette on Dec 11, 2009 11:29 AM EST reply actions

Beltre to Boston

As a 2009 Beltre owner, I can’t stop thinking the blind spot for SS in Boston is getting worse if the team wants to give Beltre the type of money he is Jonesing for.

by faketeams on Dec 13, 2009 6:58 AM EST up reply actions