Here they are- post yours to remind yourself later (or have someone remind you)

1.  I will not draft or bid for Adrian Beltre.

2.  No players on my teams will have "female' names.  That means no Gils, Angels, Shelleys, Danas, Sandys, Connies.

3.  I will try not to hate players because they perform poorly for my fantasy team.  I won't hate Rick Ankiel or Khalil Greene anymore.

4.  I will try to not have my daily mood dictated by whether my fantasy teams are doing well or poorly.

5.  I will try to stop analyzing others by their social Pecota.

6.  When my girlfriend says another line about a hitter bumping a ball to get to first place (translation: bunting a ball to get to first base) I will not give her a "what the hell did you just say?" dirty look anymore.  It's ok.  She's really trying.  

That's it for now.