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3rd Annual Fake Teams Best Fantasy Baseball Names Contest

Update [2008-2-15 6:6:33 by Eric Hz]: The contest ends soon so get your entries in.

With Yahoo! opening its 2008 fantasy baseball this week, many fantasy baseball players will be looking for the best fantasy baseball names they can find.  What better time to kick-off the third annual Fake Teams' Best Fantasy Baseball Names Contest.  For those working in government and corporate bureaucracies, the acronnym is FTBFBNC.

To enter, you will need to set up a Fake Teams account and post your entry as a comment. Click the "Create Account" link in the Menu section in the upper right (Or just click here.)  Choose a username, password and provide an email address.  You will then receive an email requesting verification.  Click the provided link and come back.  After that very brief process, you will be ready to become an active part of our conversations.

Last year, a crack panel of judges made-up of myself and my wife decided the winners.  The previous season, Fake Teams readers voted on the winners.  This year, I will select five finalists, with some help from my wife, and then Fake Teams readers will be able to vote on the Top Three.  

The contest will remain open until early AM Saturday February 16, 2008.  The finalists will be announced, and the polling will last until early AM Saturday February 23, 2008.

The tenative prizes will be a copy of Baseball Prospectus 2008: The Essential Guide to the 2008 Baseball Season.  This is subject to change, though.  Suggestions for prizes can also be made.

Here are the links to past entries along with one for a team name generator.

Links:

  1. 2007 Contest
  2. 2006 Contest
  3. Team Name Generator
Past wining entries, and the vulgar ones I suggested here, are not eligible.

2007 Winners:

  1. Schoenweiss and the Seven Dwarves
  2. Idaho Youdapimps
  3. Vlad to the Bone
2006 Winners:
  1. I'm Bill James, Bitch!
  2. Jeters Never Prosper
  3. Trailer Park Chan Hos
  4. VORP Sense of Humor
  5. Shriveled Barrys
Let the FTBFBNC begin!

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Better than the movie
You Don't Mess With The Johan

by sundevil99 on Feb 8, 2008 2:57 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

My Submissions
I need a Joba.
Hall of Fameless Wonders
Winnie the Pujols
Hazzard County Dukes
wearin' out the wood
Passed Out On Ethier

by Goats69 on Feb 8, 2008 4:31 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

All for now.
Save the Pap Smear.
Randy Johnson and the VDs.
Cust out.

by Mostlyrunning on Feb 8, 2008 5:08 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

My team name
The Moistest Alou (he pees on his hands, you know)

by Fman99 on Feb 9, 2008 12:14 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

a few
Abra-Cabrera
Morneau Porno
Let's Go To The Hawpe
Howard You Know He Thome That?
Francouer Dear I Don't Give a Damn
Wanna Fukudome?
Burrell Its Cold
Broken Ankiel
You Kent Cust In Church
Leave Me Harang-in
Halladay's Holliday
Itchy Buchholz

by omshagome on Feb 9, 2008 4:43 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

a
horrendous

by lloydxmas on Feb 9, 2008 6:36 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Team Name Generator
Hey, thanks for posting a link to my Team Name Generator.  Here are a couple I just pulled out :
  • Mega Metamorphic Midwives
  • Evil Crimson Rush
  • Los Angeles Tarantula Hawk Wasps (they can bite, peck and sting your opponents)
  • Unbalanced Exploding Bazookas
  • High Flying Flyin' Eagles
Funny some of the stuff that come out of my generator, but I guess that is why people seem to like it.  Anyway, thanks again, great site you got here.
Newbie Game Programmers - http://www.savware.net

by SavWare on Feb 9, 2008 12:18 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Entry
Ask the Court for Clemensy

by JohnnyH on Feb 9, 2008 3:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Farmer's two cents
Murderer's Rowto
Throbbing Big Red Machine
Face it my whole teams on the juice
Balco Bombers
Where'd my balls go?
Big Head + Small Balls = Championship
Syringe?  I thought he preferred to "Rocket" up.
H.G.H. "His Giant Head"
Shoot me up I'm playin for a ring.
Pete Rose would bet on my squad.

by farmhands20 on Feb 9, 2008 9:39 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

just one I thought of today
"If I Olney Had  a Brain"

by Ratdog90 on Feb 11, 2008 2:05 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

If the Blue Jays are not strong this year ...
... Fantasy Tema Name ...

Too Weak Halladays

by maz on Feb 11, 2008 4:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

ratdog
how was the DSO show?
raygu

by Ray Guilfoyle on Feb 11, 2008 10:04 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

coming up lame...
Ya Go Be Hellsbury
Huff The Magic Dragons
I Know Maury, I'm A Wara
Reed it in the John, son.
Gregg Zaun A Mission

by scrambledgreggs on Feb 12, 2008 10:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Names
Tickle Me Bert
No Stock in Bonds
Willits Blend?

by jfg on Feb 12, 2008 11:47 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Team Names
  •  Owner of a Corey Hart (Much Better than an Owner of a Lonely Heart)
  •  The Chicago Funk Yourselves
  •  Balls Deep in Ivy  (funniest when you know my buddy's sister is named Ivy)

by izzolizzo on Feb 13, 2008 7:35 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Worst team names EVER
Death Cabrera for Cutie
Morneau for Pyros
Always Wear Clean Hunter Pence
Shhh! Dotel
Swisher Sheets
Marcum? I Hardly Know 'Em!
Kazmir Tulowitzki Day

by stevegoz on Feb 15, 2008 1:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Fake Teams Contest Entry
Roid Free Homies
Pine Tar Beauties
The David Wells Nutrisystem mixer
Surprise Buhtsecks!
Fat guys in little jerseys
Hiney scratchers anonymous
Roger 'n Barry sittin in a tree...

by rrussou812 on Feb 15, 2008 4:47 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

entry
Terribly Clever Team Name

by chromiumman on Feb 16, 2008 12:54 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Fantasy Name Contest
My entry:  D'oh!! It's Another Homer (Bailey)

by deeredavid on Feb 16, 2008 3:58 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Chads
The judges are judging as we speak.

by faketeams on Feb 16, 2008 5:18 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Team name by Farmer (Desperate for a free Magazine
Naughty girls like it in there Pujols.

by farmhands20 on Feb 18, 2008 10:43 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

greatest team name
The Smashing Blumpkins

by victorious on Feb 21, 2008 11:45 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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